The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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