What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So vagazzling was a success
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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