I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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