We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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