I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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