Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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