Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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