Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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