so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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