The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
