i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I am available for nakedness
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
