He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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