it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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