He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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