This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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