I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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