Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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