Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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