I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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