Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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