Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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