i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I have post one night stand depression
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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