Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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