please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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