help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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