xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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