doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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