What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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