It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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