Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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