We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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