Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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