This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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