Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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