I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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