we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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