Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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