If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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