Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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