WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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