The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
it hurts more in the daytime
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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