3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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