If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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