His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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