He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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