Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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