NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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