Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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