What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
