come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
i need some magic done to my vagina
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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