We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You're like the curious george of whores
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Sext me about skeletons
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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